#1 Thu, Oct 23, 2014 8:31 pm

King[USMC]

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A Newfie Joke

Chairs are flying and women are crying. The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.
They all are brought to the court house and all you hear is chatter. "Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?".
Jimmy speaks up, "Well you sees judge, at a Newfie wedding its tradition for the first mate have a dance with the bride. So I gets up there and I'm dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy didn't take to kindly to that. So Tommy walks up and kicks her right in the pussy!!!"
"Right in the pussy?!?" The judge cringes as he says, "That must have hurt".
Jimmy says, "Hurt!!?? Broke three of me fingers!!!"

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