I was given a prize and ritual for being the DayZ fight club champ

King[USMC] · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 7:29 pm

Crawlndog · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 8:29 pm

Next time, try and help us kill them instead of being their little fuck toy.

Columbus · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 9:00 pm

You know you don't have to kill everyone lol

waysa · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 10:57 pm

SWEEP THE LEG

waysa · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 11:29 pm

Columbus wrote:

You know you don't have to kill everyone lol

Those are the exact type of people you kill in dayZ

King[USMC] · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 11:42 pm

Crawlndog wrote:

Next time, try and help us kill them instead of being their little fuck toy.

On the best day of your life you couldn't hope to kill any of them, because they were, GET THIS! Coordinated and had a fucking plan. If you had more of a plan than "hey cause a distraction while I shoot at them" maybe we'd have a chance.

"Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory."
- Sun Tzu

waysa · Tue, Nov 25, 2014 11:59 pm

King[USMC] wrote:

Crawlndog wrote:
Next time, try and help us kill them instead of being their little fuck toy.
On the best day of your life you couldn't hope to kill any of them, because they were, GET THIS! Coordinated and had a fucking plan. If you had more of a plan than "hey cause a distraction while I shoot at them" maybe we'd have a chance.
"Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory."
- Sun Tzu

I'll relay this story again.

The other night I spawned as a bambi. I managed to grab a few things on my run down the shore road. A jacket, an axe, a backpack.

Just outside of Berezino, a guy steps out from behind a bush. Gun pointed at me, he demands I drop my stuff and fight another bambi he had captured. I dropped my stuff, but when he said fight, I angled around and punched HIM in the head a few times, well before he shot me.

I might have died, but the moral of the story is: I am no ones bitch/fuck toy to be played with.

King[USMC] · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 1:17 pm

Relax Waysa this ain't a UFC title fight. Enjoy the game.

waysa · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 4:59 pm

King[USMC] wrote:

Relax Waysa this ain't a UFC title fight. Enjoy the game.

I know, I'm just messing with you. In the grand scheme of things, those guys were pretty funny about the whole thing. It's people who capture bambis and make them fight for no other reason to than to be a dick that deserve to be killed. Well, those guys should have been killed, but only to take their gear.

I am a little sad you didn't get the reference when they played the "You're the best around" song, that was funny as shit. It's from the Karate Kid (The original, not that ridiculous shitpile remake that your generation got) the montage where he's beating everyone's ass in the tournament.

Here:
(with Elisabeth Shue goodness)

xPlozion · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 5:12 pm

Is everyone who plays this game this sick and twisted?

Crawlndog · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 5:44 pm

I'm not xP.... I'm the only normal one around...

King[USMC] · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 5:55 pm

Crawlin you befriend people and then murder them.

Crawlndog · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 6:14 pm

King[USMC] wrote:

Crawlin you befriend people and then murder them.

Is that wrong????

Columbus · Wed, Nov 26, 2014 8:03 pm

Waysa doesn't know the ways of to kill someone like me, king and crawln

Crawlndog · Thu, Nov 27, 2014 7:24 am

I don't kill anyone.... I am just claiming their expiration tickets!

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I was given a prize and ritual for being the DayZ fight club champ

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