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My favorite movie exchange of all time.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
MEH
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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"That's what she said" ... Michael Scott
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"i like boys" -chaos
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"wait till they get a load of me."
ha ha ha ^ this guy
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"I think I would literally fuck her for chocolate milk at one point." - Smith
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"I would eat the corn out of her shit just to say I had dinner with her" -Crawlndog
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" i know u sent me a link i didnt read where i came from ill admit im a retard"- Wreckahoe
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me: hi welcome to the er what can i do for you today
patient: i need an std check
me: okay what symptoms do you have?
pt: whole buch...look at these (shows me herpes sores)
me:sir please put your penis away
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LMFAO Smith, now that is a shitty job!!!
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sleeping dog: hey smith, pick up my kit and revive me...
wrek: how bout u pick up these nuts...
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"Since I don't masturbate to shaven polar bears or get aroused by the sight of an igloo, I hardly qualify as a Canadian wannabe." - Sugarjesus
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figured i just post it here too.
sleeping dog: Wreck, why don't ya start another profile...
wreck: Why don't ya suck my dick....
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