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Nursing home orderly (Ben Stiller) - Okay, listen up everybody! Turn up your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today!
Old lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - (softly) What's that?
Lady - My fingers hurt.
Orderly - Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscapin' duty. Hmm, anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.
( Happy Gilmore)
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lol^
theres also the nice use of "warm glass of shut the hell up" in that one as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owNO5s3eln4
Last edited by nuckle (Fri, Oct 16, 2009 7:57 pm)
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"The IQ of the world is a constant. The more people, the more idiots." -Darwin
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I have a MAC motto too, "Macintosh, When you have more money than Brains" - Mister_Spazz
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"Man who stands on toilet... high on pot" - Confucius
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hahahahah nice one kami
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"Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger" - Confused
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"There are only so many words in the English language that people understand; you might as well use them all." - Henry Drummond (Inherit the Wind)
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"Last night's practice was awesome - for you guys on the opposite team. Every time I was last man standing, Wreck and IV would start yelling, both giving conflicting orders. I would start crying and sweating. Then I would freeze up. It was just like the night I lost my virginity." -- SugarJesus (S&D practice 3-1-10)
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epic. ^
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"Last night's practice was awesome - for you guys on the opposite team. Every time I was last man standing, Wreck and IV would start yelling, both giving conflicting orders. I would start crying and sweating. Then I would freeze up. It was just like the night I lost my virginity." -- SugarJesus (S&D practice 3-1-10)
Outstanding!
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i think wreck just forum whore pwned us all.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response.
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