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#251 Sun, Dec 01, 2013 7:28 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

following a very early Battlefield 4 price drop.

WalmartGreeter wrote:

I want half my money back!




OFF TOPIC..........   everyone try this.

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It may be impossible to make someone's head esse plode via forum posts...
I set my sights a little lower....
Making em wish they'd 'shit or go blind', is a compromise I can live with.
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#252 Tue, Feb 04, 2014 11:17 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Dog telling iv that his sister is married to a wealthy man and he says...

Thats okay, I have a very wealthy endowment


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#253 Sat, Mar 01, 2014 1:32 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

If I slaughtered a toddler, and was hungry as shit, I would still eat that shit. - King


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#254 Sat, Mar 01, 2014 1:42 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I even TRIED to Google wicker sandles...

Waysa responding to King's drunken rant about wicker sandles...whatever the hell those are.


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#255 Sat, Mar 01, 2014 1:44 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Wait a minute. I saw my shadow.  I gotta pee on it. - King talking about who knows what.


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#256 Sat, Mar 01, 2014 3:16 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

King: "did you just say smegma?"
Wreck: 'god damn right I said smegma'


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#257 Sat, Mar 01, 2014 11:42 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

This is awesome! I remember none of this!


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#258 Sun, Mar 09, 2014 1:41 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith describing Enigma as a white guy.

"Hey Honey, get me a Zima and Jolley Rancher, I'm going to get crazy tonight."


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#259 Sun, Mar 09, 2014 8:49 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

King drunk: I don't give a shit fuck all that colored talk and bullshit,...long pause

enigma: did that muhthafucka just say colored?

wreck: yeah he did I tried to let it fo but fuck that shit


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#260 Mon, Apr 28, 2014 11:51 pm

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Im on the phone with jenny penny tonight..she's tellin me about trying to teach her mom to delete some post on facebook and I say I thought you had her passwords  shes says yeah but I try to teach rather then fix things for her. I go that doesn't work with my family she says because they're black and without missing a beat goes on with her story. Im pissing and laughin and she just goes on with it. I told her that shit goes in quotes


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#261 Tue, Apr 29, 2014 10:00 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

tongue  You know I'm a fucking hilarious bitch!  I still laughed about it every time I thought about it today...

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#262 Sun, May 25, 2014 1:45 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I'd throw Bacon strips on her ass!

-Wreckahoe

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#263 Fri, Oct 03, 2014 6:56 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith talking about his graduation from EMS school "It was awesome, I was on the news and shit."

Crawlindog - "Oh I thought it was because you were a pedophile."


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#264 Tue, Oct 07, 2014 8:55 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

sleepingdog wrote:

Make a sticky!!!!!!

I decided to create a new thread for people to paste any particular quote that they feel is memorable enough to keep from getting lost in the plethora of posts on this forum.  The post that I read that made me think of doing this is from:

Sugarjesus

"He hath useth the n00b tube. And he knew it was good. And the n00b tube begat martydom, juggernaut and last stand. And he knew those to be good."

Numbers 23:13

Yeah, Ron, everyone knows Jesus used n00b tube - it was in the bible.

we must all remember the quote that made dog start this thread and it and the thread were good

all hail sugar jesus


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#265 Wed, Oct 08, 2014 7:39 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I miss Sugar Jesus cry


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#266 Fri, Nov 14, 2014 3:13 pm

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"King's mom is a cankerious whore."

Current 's vent chime in.


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#267 Sat, Dec 20, 2014 10:32 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Crawlin:  Your next girl is gonna come out black!

Enigma:  "Starts laughing!"

Smith:  What you laughing at Enigma?  You can't have black kids either.

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#268 Thu, Jan 08, 2015 11:33 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

"You can get a good look at a tbone by sticking your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"

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#269 Mon, Jan 19, 2015 5:04 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

king in dayz : who is that running dow the road? SHOOT EM SHOOT EM

WRECK: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U TRIGGER HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER CHILL THE FUCK OUT


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#270 Thu, Jan 29, 2015 9:53 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

me and crawlin are talking about dayz and hearing gunshots. He says the first thing I think when I hear gunshots are : SQUIRELL


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#271 Sat, Jan 31, 2015 12:05 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Me"where is Crawlin tonight, thought he'd be on." King: "Prolly suckin dick, who knows."

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#272 Wed, Feb 25, 2015 7:57 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

It's a couple weeks late but deserves to be here.

"I've had three bourbons and a couple rum and taints."     -Krazlin


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#273 Sun, Jun 07, 2015 4:09 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I'm gonna take meemaws ashes, mix them up in some papier mache and make a sex toy out of it.  Then I'm gonna use it and send it to your family.

Smith

(that was some cold blooded shit by the way!)


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#274 Mon, Oct 12, 2015 6:31 pm

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#275 Mon, Oct 12, 2015 9:15 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

LOL.  That's a good team name, "King, party of 4"


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