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#226 Sun, Apr 21, 2013 9:42 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith: "My card is a fat kid trying to catch a cake."


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#227 Sat, May 04, 2013 6:41 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

WheatSnackBread wrote:

You need one of those glass-ah-wine mattresses


A sneak-fuck solution to Crawlin's inability to screw the baby sitter whilst the wifey slumbered.


It may be impossible to make someone's head esse plode via forum posts...
I set my sights a little lower....
Making em wish they'd 'shit or go blind', is a compromise I can live with.
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#228 Sun, May 05, 2013 11:37 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith:  You were like cool in the 80s.
Wreck: You're a Members Only jacket.


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#229 Sat, May 11, 2013 7:38 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I know it is bad form to post your own quote, but this one had Enigma rolling for a couple of minutes.

Wheatsnackbread: My nose is stuffy
Krazlin: Is that because your head is full of cum?


-Kraz


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#230 Sat, May 11, 2013 9:02 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

His name is Enigma maw-tha-fuck-ah

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#231 Sat, May 25, 2013 4:19 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

im over a friends house, I hand em a rolling rock. he pops it open with a lighter and it sounds like a champagne bottle.
I say damn that was loud.
Don looks me in the eye and says that what it sounds like when I BUST A NUT IN YOUR MOTHER. WE ALL STARTED ROLLIN.The shit was so funny I couldn't even get mad.


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#232 Sat, Jun 08, 2013 11:40 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith:  "Has anyone ever tried anal beads"
Smith:  "Quick, someone google how to remove anal beads..


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#233 Sun, Jun 09, 2013 1:52 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith:  "Wreck don't you dare poop in my computer."


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#234 Sun, Jun 09, 2013 9:43 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith: Is anyone getting Call of Duty Ghosts?
Wreck: No, it has already be rated garbage.


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#235 Mon, Jun 10, 2013 7:17 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

You used to be some hot shot killer...Now look at you all back of the bus and shit.


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#236 Fri, Jul 05, 2013 12:40 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

money and king are talking about the military

and money says "fuck that I would have went full metal jacket on some ones ass."

king says. "what went in the bathroom and killed yourself ?"


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#237 Fri, Jul 05, 2013 1:33 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Wreckahoe wrote:

money and king are talking about the military

and money says "fuck that I would have went full metal jacket on some ones ass."

king says. "what went in the bathroom and killed yourself ?"


HAHA ha   haaaaaaaa ..............


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#238 Wed, Jul 24, 2013 10:32 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Crawlin: What happened to this team?

SleepingDog:  You suck.

Crawlin:  Shut up you're 5 and 7.


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#239 Wed, Jul 24, 2013 11:30 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

its like you turn into bill nye the science guy, but just a crappier version.


It may be impossible to make someone's head esse plode via forum posts...
I set my sights a little lower....
Making em wish they'd 'shit or go blind', is a compromise I can live with.
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#240 Sat, Aug 03, 2013 12:32 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I'll stick my fingers up my own ass... yeah, that feels about right.  -Wheatsnackbread


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#241 Sun, Sep 15, 2013 6:29 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Smith wrote:

Just upgraded my rig, so now shit get my dick hard.

Last edited by Venom (Sun, Sep 15, 2013 6:30 pm)


It may be impossible to make someone's head esse plode via forum posts...
I set my sights a little lower....
Making em wish they'd 'shit or go blind', is a compromise I can live with.
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#242 Fri, Sep 20, 2013 11:22 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Me - Come here Crawlin I'm gonna stab your bitch ass.

Crawlin -  You couldn't stab your own dick you fucking wiener head.


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#243 Fri, Sep 27, 2013 4:47 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Yo nigga you seen Kemo?

He said he was going up to the cancer ward again..that man aint right


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#244 Fri, Sep 27, 2013 11:58 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Chemo, ya retard.


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#245 Sat, Sep 28, 2013 12:02 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

kemo is better lol

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#246 Sun, Sep 29, 2013 11:59 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

right ghetto Kemo it's a niggas name not a illness


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#247 Sat, Oct 05, 2013 10:49 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

"A family that shits together, stays together." -Enigma

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#248 Sat, Oct 19, 2013 11:14 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Waysa when talking about having his picture on the internet.

"I'm sorry but I don't want a black phallus photo shopped into my pictures."


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#249 Fri, Nov 01, 2013 10:40 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Wreck:  Not everybody had a late night sneaky uncle, King.


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#250 Wed, Nov 13, 2013 6:47 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Rogue's offer to iv for his hardware:

How about an unreasonable offer?
I send you
1 nude pic of Smith that he sent as 2010 Christmas card
1 of wreck's toenails
1 CD of that shitty band Waysa likes
1 pic of cool laying across the hood of his lamborghini
and then you can owe me the $10 extra dollars............... sound good?


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