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#1 Tue, May 05, 2009 1:53 pm

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Memorable Quotes

Make a sticky!!!!!!

I decided to create a new thread for people to paste any particular quote that they feel is memorable enough to keep from getting lost in the plethora of posts on this forum.  The post that I read that made me think of doing this is from:

Sugarjesus

"He hath useth the n00b tube. And he knew it was good. And the n00b tube begat martydom, juggernaut and last stand. And he knew those to be good."

Numbers 23:13

Yeah, Ron, everyone knows Jesus used n00b tube - it was in the bible.


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#2 Wed, May 06, 2009 5:57 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I think this thread, those who created it and those who support it (in a positive fashion) are geniuses and should be given awards, showered with money and receive their own television shows. 

For all the haters, I remind you:  "While the Servant waits, the Master baits."

Sucar de Hay-zeus


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#3 Wed, May 06, 2009 7:01 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

You know Sugar---you are pretty funny --where do you come up with this stuff????


lmao


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#4 Wed, Jun 03, 2009 8:08 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

"While the Servant waits, the Master baits."

Judas: No, No! Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Nothing.

roll" GoodBye Head"
"Hello Balls!!"

#5 Thu, Jul 09, 2009 8:45 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.     --   Groucho Marx


If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didnt plan the mission properly.
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#6 Thu, Jul 09, 2009 9:12 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

HEY!!! WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?  cleevon little  blazing saddles


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#7 Fri, Jul 10, 2009 12:23 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

SEIZE THEM !!!

"aww..  seize THIS,  honkus."     --   Gregory Hines - Josephus

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"Its GOOD to be the King... "  --   Mel Brooks -  King Louis XVI


If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didnt plan the mission properly.
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#8 Fri, Jul 10, 2009 2:30 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told.


-Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb


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#9 Wed, Jul 15, 2009 11:01 am

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be careful he might drop a $20 in front of you when you aren't looking and then pow it's just like that time back in prison. You don't get the $20 and you're still all butthurt. I smell danger.
 
 
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#10 Wed, Jul 15, 2009 1:53 pm

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"get rid of that MARTY or you will be banned !!"   -  anonymous


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#11 Fri, Jul 24, 2009 11:50 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

overclocking is for chronic masturbators. Holler!


-Sugarjesus


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#12 Fri, Jul 24, 2009 12:24 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

I wasn't even talkin to you,but you had to throw your 6 francs in didn't you....


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#13 Fri, Jul 24, 2009 2:08 pm

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"You got a bit a red on you!" Shaun of the dead


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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill


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#15 Fri, Jul 24, 2009 10:53 pm

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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill

lmao...

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"If I were your wife, I would put poison in your tea."
Lady Astor

"If you were my wife, I would surely drink it."
Winston Churchill

lol i saw that one its the dogs bullicks


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#16 Thu, Sep 10, 2009 10:58 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

SunSpot wrote:

SEIZE THEM !!!

"aww..  seize THIS,  honkus."     --   Gregory Hines - Josephus

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"Its GOOD to be the King... "  --   Mel Brooks -  King Louis XVI

It is good to be the king...


"Pawn jump the queen,
Bishop Jump the queen,
Knight jump the queen,
GANG BANG"

"Now let's give our queen a hand as she has been so good to us."


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Re: Memorable Quotes

My all time favorite...

Marine being asked about the situation on the frozen Chosin Reservoir During the Korean war. They were surrounded on all sides and the situation looked awfully grim.

Marines Quote

"I would say we have target rich environment here today Sergeant"

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#18 Thu, Sep 10, 2009 4:16 pm

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"Ive never seen so many damned Indians!"
Brevet Major General George Armstrong Custer,June 26 1876


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#19 Thu, Sep 10, 2009 5:10 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

Two bulls standing on a hillside, one young bull and one daddy bull, they overlook a field below with several heifers in it, boy bull says to the daddy bull, lets run down the hill and F one of them heifers, daddy bull says no son, let's walk down the hill and F them all.

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Re: Memorable Quotes

what in the wide wide world of sports is a going on here. I pay you to build a railroad not dance around like a buncha Kansas City Faggots!!!


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#21 Thu, Sep 10, 2009 6:55 pm

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"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation."   --  Will Rogers


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#22 Fri, Sep 11, 2009 12:22 am

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SunSpot wrote:

"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation."   --  Will Rogers

too funny


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#23 Wed, Sep 16, 2009 5:38 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

"Tell my mother I died for my country.
I did what I thought waas best"

john wilkes booth april 12th 1865


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#24 Thu, Sep 17, 2009 11:31 am

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Re: Memorable Quotes

wreckahoe wrote:

"Tell my mother I died for my country.
I did what I thought waas best"

john wilkes booth april 12th 1865

This reminds me of another quote...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. "  --  George S. Patton


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#25 Thu, Oct 15, 2009 9:05 pm

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Re: Memorable Quotes

What the fuck are you even doing here?

Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.


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