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#1 Re: Just For Laughs » Memorable Quotes » Sat, Dec 03, 2011 7:07 pm

Wreckahoe wrote:
sleepingdog wrote:

Make a sticky!!!!!!

I decided to create a new thread for people to paste any particular quote that they feel is memorable enough to keep from getting lost in the plethora of posts on this forum.  The post that I read that made me think of doing this is from:


"He hath useth the n00b tube. And he knew it was good. And the n00b tube begat martydom, juggernaut and last stand. And he knew those to be good."

Numbers 23:13

Yeah, Ron, everyone knows Jesus used n00b tube - it was in the bible.

lol this shit is funny

Thanks for the re-shout, fearless leader.  I still read our forums and think of you guys fondly....usually with my left hand.  MUTHAFUCKAS!

#3 Re: Our Servers » FOR THOSE WHO MISS COD4 ITS BACK » Thu, May 26, 2011 11:42 am

I will try to get online tonight if anyone wants to play with me......oh and also play some COD4. 


#4 Re: Our Servers » FOR THOSE WHO MISS COD4 ITS BACK » Wed, May 25, 2011 11:15 pm

Wreckahoe wrote:


Sorry, I fell off the grid.  Back online.  Didn't win the lottery so it looks like you guys are stuck with me.

#5 Re: Our Servers » FOR THOSE WHO MISS COD4 ITS BACK » Mon, May 23, 2011 10:23 pm

Sucks when I am on and no one else is.  FEAR ME.

#7 Re: General Info » DrDeath Got Tags » Tue, Apr 26, 2011 6:13 pm

Guerrilla wrote:

congrats Doctah' Dee!

as a welcoming gift, we should all chip in and get him some knee pads tongue

Don't need to, he just borrows Dog's.  Dog's knees are so callused he doesn't need them anymore.

#8 Re: General Info » Dear Wreck » Sun, Apr 24, 2011 7:02 am

Crawlndog wrote:

That is so Gay, it even makes Sugar look straight!

You know what they saw Crawln, don't go straight, go forward.

Now why don't you be a good boy post some more pictures of your wife.  It's good for the clan.


#9 Re: General Info » Must have backpack » Tue, Mar 01, 2011 1:53 pm

I have the same bag - but when you pull the ripcord, the back flap drops down and I can pull out a giant ham sandwich.  Holstered in the front armor are various condiments, such as mustard and mayonnaise.  Good for urban survival.

#10 Re: General Info » Nuked server, popular it is » Tue, Feb 15, 2011 4:31 pm

more importantly, though, I have not seen any direct correlation between the server's popularity and donations to the Clan.  I am getting low on blood to sell.

#12 Re: Our Servers » And now for something TOTALLY DIFFERENT! » Wed, Jan 19, 2011 11:00 am

Crasher wrote:

From the guy with the Care Bears signature?

And who is that avatar?  It's a 70's cartoon, I think.

It's Gargamel.  The smurf hunter.

#13 Re: Our Servers » And now for something TOTALLY DIFFERENT! » Tue, Jan 18, 2011 1:47 pm

Honestly this thread surprised me in two ways:

1. lack of Guerilla posts.  I figure he would be good for at least 6-7 posts.

2. how long Wreck has let this continue.  Bad for our image, all these puppies and kittens.  People might think we care.

#14 Re: Introductions » Long Time » Sat, Jan 08, 2011 8:33 am

xPlozion wrote:

guerrilla, play some tf2 with us.  it's real light on the system requirements.  If sugar ever gets on, he can play too smile

XP - I got your PM on this, thanks for looking out for me, bro.  I just haven't gotten around to doing it - haven't been on much recently b/c I have been superbusy.  I will get there though.  Again, thanks for thinking of me.

#15 Re: General Info » black wrangler » Thu, Dec 09, 2010 5:14 pm

rogueseal wrote:

Thats all the head u been giving Bro, not the jeep! smile

ROGUE FTW ^^^^^^^^^


#16 Re: Just For Laughs » asking for a raise » Mon, Nov 29, 2010 9:29 pm

MayhemJester wrote:

That's great, thanks for the laughs


What are "Things Dog's sister said when she saw King naked" for a $1,000, Mr. Trebek?

#17 Re: Our Servers » Donations » Wed, Nov 24, 2010 4:25 pm

....and have a happy thanksgiving, y'all.  Gobble Gobble.

#18 Re: Our Servers » BLACK OPS » Tue, Nov 09, 2010 8:25 pm

Omg, is it MAC capable?  I feel like this is the beginning of the end....

#19 Re: General Info » Can you guess which business this is? » Sat, Nov 06, 2010 3:03 pm

It is also the landscaping for my summer home in Canada.  I hooked all the shrubbery up to sprinkles so everyday at noon while I am staring at picture of my Mac, water shoots out of the top of the middle trees.  I call "Homage to Dog's Sister"


#20 Re: Introductions » cHuMz Says... "Whaaadap from the D" » Wed, Oct 27, 2010 8:52 am

omg the guy said STARCRAFT II!  King must be swooning with nerd love. 

Seriously, you guys should bring this guy in just so King will have someone to flirt with - I think we can all agree that it gets rather tiresome fending off King's advances.

#21 Re: General Info » FYI » Thu, Oct 21, 2010 6:15 pm

I just sent Dog some knee pads so he can step up his earnings at the local gloryhole.  Hopefully his ability to detach his lower jaw like a snake will get us paid.

#22 Re: General Info » WHO'S THE BIOTCH NOW.......... » Fri, Oct 15, 2010 4:13 pm

Guerrilla wrote:

kinda sorta not really. it kinda just went with the title, and was easier than making a thread after working that shift.

^^^Another threadjack FAIL.

#23 Re: Just For Laughs » Where's Waldo....I mean Sugar? » Thu, Oct 14, 2010 12:02 pm

sleepingdog wrote:

Was that where everybody in the gay pride parade gathered before it started?

yes that was the mustering ground for the parade - right after that we all marched out an banged your sister b/c people with Macs get laid and people with PCs sit home and masturbate to cooling temps and overclocking speeds.

The real point of this is wtf was crasher doing look at Mac Porn.  Closet case.

#24 Re: General Info » a sleeping dog » Thu, Oct 07, 2010 11:14 am

Happy BDAY dog - I hope your wish from last year came true and that nasty rash finally cleared up.

What are you going to wish for this year?  2 dudes, 1 cup?

#25 Re: Just For Laughs » my dick » Wed, Oct 06, 2010 4:21 pm

My dick is so big it went camping with Wreck this weekend in the UP and cooked itself some S'mores.

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